Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’

fuckyeahthinknerd:

Plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself? 

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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

tyleroakley:

baldurboo:

crisscockfer:

headmasterzefron:

little-hansel:

thatbritishsmile:

spiceysteel:

lilli-of-the-mountain:

messiahofmirth:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

i want to ride it around

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

What the actual fuck is that.

lovingaugustuswaters:

headlikeanorange:

A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. 

o m g 


animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M ON FIRE TODAY, BRO. GOT A SICK PUMP ON THE DECLINE BENCH, GAVE THE HOTTIE AT JAMBA JUICE MY NUMBER, AND TOMMY AND VINCE ARE ON THEIR WAY OVER WITH SOME BREWSKIS.
WE’RE GOING DOWNTOWN TONIGHT, YOU HEARD? GONNA FIND THE MOST BANGIN’ CLUB WITH THE HOTTEST BABES AND BEAT THAT BEAT BACK, BRO. GONNA DANCE ‘TIL WE DROP.
LIFE’S SIIIIIIIICK. FOR REALSIES.

You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

That’s my favorite part of reading. 

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vintagegal:

Louise Brooks c. 1920’s





suzetteisblue:

jongup-unf:

boh0ra:

venom-valentino:

onceuponagalaxy:

themusicalblankets:

vulcan-logic:

knightlife:

albuspercivalwulfric:

I mean really
nobody has money that is prettier than australian money

Rainbow money

how do americans cope with just green money? and just paper too, not plastic and waterproof like ours. weird.

i know right their money can just get ripped and soggy how dumb is that

you can scrunch ours up in a ball then roll it out and it’s still fine.

Maybe so, but it’s literally impossible to copy. -.-

in Australia our money resembles Skittles. 

fold our $5 note the right way and you get a whale giving a blowjob.

My fave is the $10 purely because it has “The Man From Snowy River” printed on it in mini-micro-print and I’m a nerd like that

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